1998-99

MAP
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED

I went through a time with MAP when I would fall deeply asleep during a session and stay asleep for hours, even in the middle of the day. I knew people who, if they did fall asleep, would promptly wake at the end of their 40 minute session. I talked to my MAP team about this. I told them that I felt like a horrible person because I couldn't stay awake. I said, "I don't care what you have to do, just wake me up!"

I guess this was funny to them because the next time I fell asleep, I was startled to consciousness by (this is one of only two times when I ever "saw" anything) a big white goopy blob of what had to be bird poop plopped right between my eyes. What a sense of humor these guys have!

E.S., Nebraska