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Update: September 6, 2021

Ongoing Free ETS for Humans Offer

The “$&!##%” times policy. Funny name. Serious reasons.

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As we noted recently and will remind often:

We recommend everyone take ETS for Humans twice daily, or more often as needed.

It will help you to continue to think clearly and move forward through difficult days.

If you've been knocked for a loop and are dealing with any type of sudden, unexpected, jarring or life-changing emergency or event: Take ETS more often, 3-5 times daily.


ETS for Humans

When you're in need of more ETS for Humans, or when you'd also like to offer ETS to a friend or family member in need, remember you can take advantage of this ongoing offer:

        • Buy an ETS for Humans 2-oz. bottle, get a free 1/2-oz bottle.

        • Buy an ETS for Humans 8-oz. refill, get a free 2-oz. dropper bottle.

To keep our sense of humor and soften the enumerable reasons why we should all be taking ETS daily, we call this the "$&!##%" times policy.

About the Policy  |  Order ETS for Humans


Taking ETS doesn't make a crisis go away. It provides balancing support to your system as you address the crisis and resulting stress.

Learn more about ETS and apply these guidelines to prepare for and get through challenging times:

Good Best Best Options: Anxiety

ETS Support During and After Severe Weather and Disasters

Have your ETS Disaster Bag ready to go.

The Crisis ETS Service enables us to provide ETS for Humans to anyone who needs it but may not be able to afford it right now. If you're in an environmental, health, family or economic crisis and feel stuck at the idea of putting out money for ETS, just ask us for a bottle of Crisis ETS to help you through the tight spot.