Post: May 2019
Update: April 2020
Serious times call for a serious response.
This is ours.
Oh, the times, they . . . have changed. Every day we hear from folks describing their stress from dramatic and serious personal situations. These days, all of that personal stress has an overlay of stress from local, national and international crises. Every day. Those external, big-picture crises add stress on top of stress. It can be easy to forget that additional impact as we deal with what's happening in our personal life.
The goal, of course, is to not get bogged down by the sometimes crushing weight of those crises. We must remain engaged and informed, continue to ask ourselves, "What can I do?" and then do it.
We want to help support and stabilize everyone as we all move through our daily lives, so we can think, act and respond in our family, home and community — all those areas that make up daily life, that continue to propel us forward — without having an adverse effect on your health, children, relationships, work, etc.
You do not have to be victimized by the insanity that's swirling around. Embrace the reality of what's going on and adjust to counter it.
Don't underestimate the impact of these times on you. That impact is why we're going to go out on a limb here with a serious recommendation for everyone. Then we're going to back it up with a serious offer.
We strongly recommend, to get through this time, that you take one dose (12 drops) of ETS for Humans two times a day, every day, even if you think all is well.
If something strikes you personally or if you find yourself freaked out, take one dose of ETS 3-5 times a day.
During this remarkably challenging point in human and environmental history, we have implemented the "shitty times" policy:
For every 2-oz. bottle of ETS for Humans you buy, we'll send a free 1/2-oz. bottle with it.
For every 8-oz. refill bottle of ETS for Humans you buy, you will get a free 2-oz. bottle.
This policy will be in place until further notice, or as long as we can sustain the offer. If, by chance, we collectively start building momentum out of this mess, then we will evaluate and adjust the offer accordingly.
For all of our "chronologically gifted" folks out there: You'll continue to get your usual discount for ETS bottles purchased at regular price. The free bottles will also be included.
For Bottle Buyers Club members: The regular-price ETS bottles you buy still count toward your club member free bottles. These automatic free ETS bottles will also be included at no additional charge. And you still get your usual shipping breaks.
Crisis ETS Update
We've made some clarifications and adjustments to our Crisis ETS Service. If you're using this service or you're in a personal crisis and can't afford to buy ETS, please read our updated service details.