Dear Folks,
I have always offered discounts because it's my way of making a tangible gesture of thanks for your interest in Perelandra and for your order. In addition to the discounts listed below, we also offer combinations of our products because it's important that you see what the full packages of information on specific topics contain and what can help you the most. These combinations are discounted. (Some exceptions apply and are noted with the product descriptions.)
With best wishes,
Machaelle
The "Shitty Times" Policy
(March 2019)
Serious times call for a serious response. This is ours.
Oh, the times, they . . . have changed. Every day we hear from folks describing their stress from dramatic and serious personal situations. These days, all of that personal stress has an overlay of stress from local, national and international crises. Every day. Those external, big-picture crises add stress on top of stress. It can be easy to forget that additional impact as we deal with what's happening in our personal life.
The goal, of course, is to not get bogged down by the sometimes crushing weight of those crises. We must remain engaged and informed, continue to ask ourselves, "What can I do?" and then do it.
We want to help support and stabilize everyone as we all move through our daily lives, so we can think, act and respond in our family, home and community — all those areas that make up daily life, that continue to propel us forward — without having an adverse effect on your health, children, relationships, work, etc.
You do not have to be victimized by the insanity that's swirling around. Embrace the reality of what's going on and adjust to counter it.
Don't underestimate the impact of these times on you. That impact is why we're going to go out on a limb here with a serious recommendation for everyone. Then we're going to back it up with a serious offer.
We strongly recommend, to get through this time, that you take one dose (12 drops) of ETS for Humans two times a day, every day, even if you think all is well.
If something strikes you personally or if you find yourself freaked out, take one dose of ETS 3-5 times a day.
During this remarkably challenging point in human and environmental history, we have implemented the "shitty times" policy:
- For every 2-oz. bottle of ETS for Humans you buy, we'll send a free 1/2-oz. bottle with it.
- For every 8-oz. refill bottle of ETS for Humans you buy, you will get a free 2-oz. bottle.
This policy will be in place until further notice, or as long as we can sustain the offer. If, by chance, we collectively start building momentum out of this mess, then we will evaluate and adjust the offer accordingly. Also, it's for retail orders only.
For all of our "chronologically gifted" folks out there:
You'll continue to get your usual discount for ETS bottles purchased at regular price. The free bottles will also be included.
New Customer Welcome
All new customers will receive a coupon with your first shipped order for $5 off your next order.
ETS for Humans Gift
Thank you for spreading the word about Perelandra!
We are deeply appreciative when you feel strongly about what we have to offer and pass the word along to family and friends. As a thank you, we send you a gift when your friends make their first order with us: a 1/2-oz. bottle of ETS for Humans. If you're submitting your first order online, be sure to add a note to your order letting us know who told you about Perelandra!
"I just received a little complimentary bottle of ETS for Humans and wanted to thank you. I've sent many folks to Perelandra and it is so nice that you noticed! And even nicer that more and more folks are using Perelandra's products!" — L.A.D., email
The Crisis ETS Service
This service enables us to provide ETS for Humans to anyone who needs it but may not be able to afford it right now. We will continue to offer this service as long as we are reasonably able to do so.
If you're in an environmental, health, family or economic crisis and feel stuck at the idea of putting out money for ETS, just give us a call, or add a note asking for a bottle of Crisis ETS with your online order.
Perelandra Responds to Disasters and War
In support of your service, we offer a 25% discount on Perelandra Essences and Solutions for military (active and reserve called to duty) and emergency personnel (fire, search and rescue, EMT, police). And for those who are directly participating in ongoing disaster relief efforts, we offer a special discount of 25% on products you are using in your relief work. This applies to ETS for Humans and Animals, Perelandra Essences and MBP Balancing Solutions.
We rely on your honesty and integrity when ordering items with this discount.
- Applies to individual bottles and sets. Does not apply to discounted combos.
- Not intended for gift purchases or for those not serving in a position listed above.
- No additional discounts. When eligible for more than one discount, only higher applies. Maximum 25% off.
To request this special discount, please give us a call at 1-800-960-8806 or 1-540-937-2153 or send an email to tell us your service position (give your job title). We can also help you choose what would be most beneficial and appropriate.
We also offer discounts and additional considerations to those folks directly impacted by the devastation of a natural disaster such as fire, earthquake or flood. If you have been hit by a natural disaster — just call or email and we will help.
Chronologically Gifted Discount
For all folks over 65, we offer 10% off the subtotal of your order. Not combined with sales or Perelandra Responds discounts.
The ongoing discount offers listed here cannot be combined with our occasional special offers.
For sale items, you get the better of the qualifying discounts.